Outlaw Conservative S01E015 – Mother of All Crescendos

Outlaw Conservative

Remember when Ron Paul used to warn us about kicking the can down the road?

There’s got to be a limit to how far you can kick that thing before you run out of pavement.

That might not be such a big deal if we were literally just kicking a can down the road. “Oh well, I guess I’m just going to have to recycle this can now. No big deal.”

Now that we’re at the pavement’s edge, I’m afraid things are not so simple.

We’ve got few “cans” which are starting to look more like powder kegs.

Let’s start with something that ought to be uncontroversial. Debt.

With everything else that’s been going on, it has been easy to ignore that national debt thing. Spending cuts always tick somebody off, and when you need to win elections, it’s best not to do that..

We Republicans like to pretend we’re the party of fiscal sanity, and with opponents like the Democrats, that’s an easy deception to pull off. All we have to do is be less irresponsible than the communists, and we can plausibly make this claim in the current year.

The current US national debt stands at over $22.2 Trillion at the time of this writing. That’s over $67,000 per citizen, and over $181,000 per taxpayer.

But national debt doesn’t really tell the whole story.

US personal debt stands at over $19 Trillion, or nearly $60k per citizen. State debt stands at over $1.2 Trillion. Local debt nearly $1.9 Trillion. That brings the total US debt to over $74.5 Trillion, which comes out to roughly $223,000 per citizen, and $871,000 per family.

No big deal, you say?

Then there’s the small matter of the money we haven’t actually borrowed yet, technically, but which is still expected to be paid later. These are called, liabilities. For the United States Federal Government, unfunded liabilities currently stand at over $123 Trillion, or over $1,000,000 per taxpayer.

Now, I swear I’m not trying to sell you gold here. Nor am I trying to sell you non-perishable foods, fallout shelters, heirloom seeds, or other survival gear. Though maybe, I should. All I sell is $10/month premium memberships, MAGA Country bumper stickers, and pocket constitutions at OutlawConservative.com/shop.

I don’t know what’s going to happen. I’m not necessarily predicting an imminent dollar collapse. All I’m saying is that I don’t know a whole lotta people with a million bucks laying around.

I like tax cuts as much as the next guy, but I have my doubts that economic growth is going to solve this problem. Even if real Americans were having enough children to replace themselves, which they’re definitely not, paying this off would seem like a pretty steep ask for the next generation. To make matters worse, I don’t think all these newly minted so called “Americans” who keep on flooding into the country legally and illegally, would be anxious to pay this off even if they could, and by the way, they can’t.

Mind you, this is all going on while we’re in the middle of an economic boom, thanks to Donald Trump. Sure we’ve technically been at war for almost 20 years, but it’s not like we face any actual military threat to our shores at the moment.

That’s definitely going to change if Democrats take control over the federal government.

These people aren’t screaming RUSSIA all day because they actually think Putin hacked our democracy. This nonsense is war propaganda.

Medicare for all, free college, reparations, green new deal, let’s be generous and just say I wouldn’t be shocked if this increased our deficit spending, and slowed economic growth.

I misspoke earlier, actually. I said “if” Democrats take control over the federal government. I should have said “when”.

Sure they’re pretty unlikely to pull off an impeachment, and the current slate of Democrat presidential candidates really are a delightful gift for The Donald, but I doubt we’re going to repeal the 22nd Amendment before 2024, and even if you stopped all immigration today, just the children of the people we’ve already let in turning 18 by that time, is going to put the Democrats in a pretty good spot.

Of course, we’re not going to stop all immigration today. As you listen to the sound of my voice, the “Mother of All Caravans” approaches our southern border. The Mexican government can’t stop them, they’re too busy disarming American soldiers north of the Rio Grande. Those ten thousand invaders are mostly military aged males, of course. They just put the women, children, and transgenders up front for the benefit of CNN. They’ll be looking for the comfort of a woman’s touch when they get here, and they’ll find it, whether the women like it or not.

I suppose subsidizing Planned Parenthood to the tune of half a billion dollars a year is not without its benefits, after all. Too bad they donate so much of that back to the Democrat Party.

The children who aren’t ripped out of their mothers’ wombs, or snuffed out immediately after birth, I have my doubts they’ll be voting Republican. Well, maybe they will, but voting Republican will be a very different experience by that point, I figure.

Once the Democrats get in back into power, I don’t think they’ll be anxious to leave. They’ve proposed packing the Supreme Court, abolishing the electoral college, abolishing the filibuster, and letting convicted felons vote from prison. That includes the Boston Marathon bomber, 183,000 convicted murderers, and 164,000 convicted rapists. #MeToo indeed. Amnesty for illegals almost goes without saying. Say what you will about the Democrats, at least they know who their constituents are, and they look out for their interests, which is more than we can say for the GOP.

As I lay all this out you may be getting blackpilled. You might be thinking “Hey Chris, sounds like a civil war’s a brewin!”

Don’t worry about that, friend. The Democrats have pledged to take the guns away before it gets that far. Kamala Harris even said she would take executive action, if Congress failed to act. That’s the kind of bold leadership America needs at a time such as this.

The good news is, uh, well, let me get back to you on that.

There was sort of a movement making some headway a couple of years ago, but they’re pretty much toast at this point. They hit a snag when the most predictable series of hardships ever hit them in the wake of a demonstration just outside of DC. A couple of guys went to prison, mommy took away their credit cards, and everybody went all circular firing squad at the behest of their parenthetical Ukrainian IT guy.

I hear they’ve got sort of a militant wing now. Really entertaining guys who still have YouTube and Twitter accounts, interestingly. Sure the ones whose physiques you can make out from behind their masks don’t look like battle hardened death beasts, but if they are anywhere near as good with firearms as they are with Photoshop, muscles won’t be necessary for the conflict they’re egging on.

As I understand it, their strategy is essentially to go out in public and announce their intent to make life as miserable as possible for the people they hope to rescue. This should be a magnificent recruiting tool, especially once their Asian Democrat president starts giving everybody a thousand bucks a month, so they can quit their jobs at the fast food place and fed post full time.

These guys are so hard core, they don’t need a political party, reputable leaders, or coherent ideas to conquer a continent and vanquish the most powerful forces in the history of mankind. Just a steady paycheck from the government they hope to overthrow, and lots of unhappy people.

Alright, enough suspense, now for the good news.

The Democrats won’t be rounding up the Christians and executing them. That would require them to mention Christians, and they wouldn’t dream of doing that.

Everything will be fine, folks. Worst case scenario, just switch genders, and you’ll blend right in.

You can still own a gun, you just have to become a cop, or join the military, or the Bloods or the Crips, or MS-13, or ISIS, whatever, take your pick. They are pro-choice, after all.

Drugs will be legal of course, so you don’t really even have to be awake for any of this.

As long as you’re not a racist, they won’t bother you, and by racist I mean literate.

Now that you’re sufficiently woke to the severity of our problems, I’d like to reiterate a couple of things.

We have 558 days to go until election 2020. By the next morning, we’ll know if it’s already too late, or if we’ve got four more years before this exact scenario plays out before our eyes.

The GOP won’t save us, but the Democrats will be our cause of death, so hold your nose and check the damn R.

If you don’t own at least one semi-automatic rifle, one pistol, and one shotgun, then you are just food for the communists.

The United States cannot be saved, but we are still Americans, as are the people we hope to rescue. So if you spend all your time hating your own country, that means you’re listening to enemy propaganda.

Most Right of center people in this country are Christians, and anybody who alienates them is probably stuck in the Old Testament.

Political migration and secession is our best hope of salvation, and anyone who tells you I said otherwise, is a liar.

We won’t accomplish that, or anything else, without money. So don’t scream anti-Semitic epithets at everybody who tries to make a buck.

I may be so weak as to need a two week vacation after 5 years of constant tragedy, but I care about our cause and I try to be an honest man, so if you want to give some of those bucks to me, you can do so at TipTheHost.com.

I’m looking forward to hearing from you at 808-4-Outlaw, and the more you talk the less I have to, so please do give us a call.

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